About this role
Role Overview
- Write hooks, scripts, and threads that make products impossible to ignore at launch
- Own copy for X and LinkedIn — each platform's grammar, written fluently
- Iterate in real time based on what the data says, not gut feeling
Requirements
- High IQ — neurodivergent is a plus
- Terminally on X. 20+ hours a week minimum.
- Know who Clav is
- You’ve read Breakthrough Advertising
- You have a swipe file. It has hundreds of entries
- Meme culture is research, not entertainment
- You think "good enough" is a form of failure
- Top 1% problem solver
- Workout regularly
- You have posts that crossed 1M+ impressions and can explain exactly why each one worked
- You write fast without sacrificing quality
- You think about writing the way engineers think about systems: testable, iterable, improvable
- You know the difference between a post that gets shares and one that gets just impressions — and which one you need when
- You've written for a founder or executive and made their voice feel authentic
- 5+ pieces at 1M+ impressions? Consider yourself hired. (Close but not there? We'll train the rest.)